hilghly unrealistic. wildly fanciful.

irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:53:47 -0500

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

kirkeh: spindlebug: sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinat...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:48:39 -0500

spindlebug:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people

It’s like she understood they were helping ;;

alicelostinneverland: merlinwhosuperpotterlock: I actually...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:37:17 -0500

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

pleatedjeans: This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:31:17 -0500

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

liberalsarecool: The GOP hates students, loves their debt...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:30:07 -0500

liberalsarecool:

The GOP hates students, loves their debt payments.

justcallme-molly: princecharmingtobe: beepbeep-car: woodlandee...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:41:07 -0500

justcallme-molly:

princecharmingtobe:

beepbeep-car:

woodlandeelf:

Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.”

These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school)

The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”

When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”

My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.”

I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”

“Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.”

The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pants where you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.

tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do.

♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪

Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.

my friend once wore a knee length pencil skirt and a tank top with a cardigan covering it up and she got in trouble for it

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayello...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:11:52 -0500

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

ocelots are so fucking adorable.

LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D

OH GOD IT HAS DEMON EYES I BET THIS IS CROWLEY’S FAVOURITE ANIMAL OTHER THAN HELL HOUNDS AND HUMANS

theshadowhunterdiaries: shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:03:17 -0500

theshadowhunterdiaries:

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

time to play

hereyouleavetoday: what ever the letters, greeks do it...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:56:50 -0500

hereyouleavetoday:

what ever the letters, greeks do it better!

Oh my god when I do the dcp I want to do this!!! I never know I needed this until now.

ltched: huade: Despite its name, the maned wolf is not a wolf...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:52:43 -0500

ltched:

huade:

Despite its name, the maned wolf is not a wolf at all, nor is it a fox, coyote, or dog. It is the only member of the Chrysocyon genus, making it a truly unique animal, not closely related to any other living canid. One hypothesis for this is that the maned wolf is the last surviving species of the Pleistocene Extinction, which wiped out all other large canids from the continent.

oh my gosh

they look like runway model foxes

bastardlybrendan: 3000—21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:48:03 -0500

bastardlybrendan:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

Just watched Brokeback Mountain with Joe. Such a good movie!!

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:11:11 -0500

Just watched Brokeback Mountain with Joe. Such a good movie!!

thisfightisworthwhile: nuitcorbeau: Ellen’s response to the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:07:46 -0500

thisfightisworthwhile:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

I love Ellen so much, I almost started crying watching this.

kirstenlynbaby: zerorymer: I used to look kinda like that....

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:00:33 -0500

kirstenlynbaby:

zerorymer:

I used to look kinda like that. *sigh*
Missing stupid long hair.

Repo! The Genetic Opera! Ahhhh!

Aaahhh Terrance Zdunich!!

xmadisonmae: iamtonysexual: tyleroakley: cadaverous-porcelain:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:52:33 -0500

xmadisonmae:

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

Jesus Crust!

sorryxdbarefeet: fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:23:31 -0500

sorryxdbarefeet:

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME SIR

I’m sorry. I know you’re super excited for recruitment, or whatever. But we’ve...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:03:27 -0500

I’m sorry. I know you’re super excited for recruitment, or whatever. But we’ve already had our last meeting. We’ve transitioned seniors. We should be done for the year. We should not be having a recruitment workshop tonight. It’s right before finals. People have papers to write, presentations to finish, and exams to study for. This is not the time to spend an hour and a half, late at night, focusing on something that isn’t even gonna happen until September. This is ridiculous.

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:18:05 -0500

When someone says that theatre people can be a little crazy

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:22:44 -0500

whatshouldtheatrecallme:

You’re like

spinninghufflepuff: darmonee: SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:30:49 -0500

spinninghufflepuff:

darmonee:

SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK HELP ME FIND HER TUMBLR. HELP ME FIND HER.

Do I hear wedding bells